wasn’t expecting this
but arent you glad it hapened
this made my day.
A straight, white woman, from a middle class family, whos good looking. It must be real hard being you Madonna.
yeah! because Madonna has had the EAAASIEST live of them all right?? some of the funniest parts where things like when her mother died when she was 6 and she had to take care of her younger siblings! (dreamy right?) or when she moved to new york and didn’t have enough money to buy food! (right? sounds INCREDIBLE!) and when she was raped by a guy at knifepoint??? OMG HOW FUNNY is to see your best friends die of AIDS and see how everybody says they deserve it because they are gay! (hillarious!) and specially when her then husband Sean Penn abused her for several months that concluded with her 8h bound to a chair raped and beaten by a baseball bat! then OMG the media has always been so kind to her! (they never called her slut, bitch…) and let’s not forget her 2 miscarriages in a period of 4 years!(OMG how does she dare complain?)without forgetting that every day she wakes up to Little monsters sending her death treats and reminding her that she is old and should die (SWEET!)
But the thing that irks me the most is that this bitch has done nothing to deserve what she has, because she hasn’t worked hard in her entire life, I mean only 600 hours of rehersal for her last tour SHAME ON YOU, and obviously it’s AMAZING to see how the media dimisnishes your talent and accomplishments in a 30 years+ period by calling you talentless ( I mean she only writes and coproduces all her songs, WHAT A DUMB BITCH) and most of all her lack of compromise with the LGBTQAI community, that lead to criticism from all the conservative groups even nowadays! because she hasn’t built herself as a person at all.
the conclusion is you don’t have the right to complain if you are not from a minority right?
She’s been through some really tough shit and I look up to her for that tbh.
Don’t you be talking shit about Madonna.
prince-doran said:THIS POST IS LIKE REPRESENTING MY VERY SOUL AND THE TAG TOO #I’M JUST LONELY SOMETIMES. seriously i’ve been watching so many romcoms lately because of pure self pity and loneliness.
we’re all in this together
unfortunately “this” is being lonely and self pitying but whatever
This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Pun totally intended.
what the actual fuck
can i rewind 15 years and become a rhythmic gymnast plz
Lolol hey look! Why rhythmic is badass in one simple gif!
foxes are the most important animals on earth
it’s too hot
night = slep
i need sleep
Things Tom Hiddleston Has Actually Said “I’m Sorry” For
- Correcting his own spelling
- Winning awards
- Marvel not planning a Loki movie
- Laughing (on set)
- Eating chocolate
- Hitting Josh Horowitz with a pillow
- Not having time to answer every question asked by fans
- His twitter account being hacked
- Always being happy
- Singing the correct lyrics to Daft Punk’s “Lucky”
- Having gone to college
The day will come when Tom apologizes for apologizing, and the rivers will be choked with the bodies of fan girls who just can’t handle it anymore.
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
sooo you both get burned in the end
you did NOT
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."