breadmaakesyoufat:

dontyoulovemebaby:

breadmaakesyoufat:

GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING

this text post is so oatmeal

i hate you

meronart:

Charlie appreciation post.

sorryforpartybarackin:

im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

tardismyoldgirl:

i wonder if the reason that “sunshine, daisies, buttermellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow” didn’t work is because Scabbers was actually human…

this made me look away from the computer and reconsider my entire existence

ninejaallstar:

meuwlins:

totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”

“Montague!”

“whAT HOUSE?”

“MONTAGUE”

“WHAT HOUSE?????”

“MONTAGUE!!”

“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

im not the only one

we’re all in this together

what-is-right-and-what-is-wrong:

Cockles with a straw. Because you know you always wanted it.

Dianna Agron at Glamour Presents “These Girls” at Joe’s Pub (5/20)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

awklicious:

i used to think air was free but then i bought a bag of chips

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE THE BIG BANG I S2G 

australiansanta:

a book titled: it makes sense in my head but i tried to convert it into words and now i’m confused and i have no idea what i was thinking about anymore

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

untilyoubeggedformercytwice:

#remember when merlin was the worst assassin ever

uselessunicorns:

Can we just take time to admire this