say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

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Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under




"what are you drinking?"


you know what would go really well with that?


of course a spn gif would pop up


the marvel cinematic universe is a gift to mankind and we must protect it at all costs


Being internet smart is like the 21st century version of being street smart. 

Okay Dad, these are the websites you use to watch your show. 

Sockshare, Putlocker, gorillavid, nosvideo and novamov are your friends, stick to them and you know you’re okay.

DO NOT click on anything that wants you to download updates or DivX. 

DO NOT click on adverts on the side. 

And be very cautious of fake play buttons. 

You are ready. Go forth and watch Dexter. 


What I find interesting is only once has anyone said to me, ’Don’t kill Hermione,’ and that was after a reading when I said no one’s ever worried about her… They see her as someone who is not vulnerable, but I see her as someone who does have quite a lot of vulnerability in her personality.


Vegan Jumbo Pasta Shells Stuffed with Basil Almond Feta with Creamy Tomato Basil Sauce

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house



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I would be so happy.



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I would be so happy.


introducing your friends to tumblr



reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck


the worst thing is that bucky never deserved any of what happened to him he was just an army brat who signed up for a war but got caught up in something so much bigger and he suffered more than any person should ever have to in one lifetime because of it  


look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to